Oh My Jokes

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back & tell about the afterlife. Husband died first and made contact " Gladys" " is that you Fred ?" "yes. I've cpme back to tell you what it's like. I have sex then breakfast, then off to the golf course, then more sex again. Lunch, romp round golf course, then sex all afternoon. Then supper & more sex"

"Oh Fred you must be in heaven"

No ..... 

...... Im a f'ing rabbit in Norfolk"!!!!