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why do blondes wash there hair in the sink??
why do blondes wash there hair in the sink??
whats the difference between a blonde and a light bulb
whats the difference between a blonde and a light bulb
how do monkeys make their toast?
how do monkeys make their toast?
It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game ...
It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game ...
Many years into the future a man goes into a brain transplant shop. The assistant shows him the stock ...
Many years into the future a man goes into a brain transplant shop. The assistant shows him the stock ...
IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR ,WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS??
IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR ,WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS??
Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes?
Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes?
Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes???
Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes???
A girl came home from school excitedly and said:
A girl came home from school excitedly and said: "Mummy, Mummy, I counted to 10 today, is it coz I'm blonde?"
A famous soccer player parked his brand new porsche outside a gift store and went inside to shop. About ten minutes later a blonde salesgirl ran up to...
A famous soccer player parked his brand new porsche outside a gift store and went inside to shop. About ten minutes later a blonde salesgirl ran up to...
A young blonde woman went into a bank to withdraw some money.For security purposes the cashier asked her if she could identify herself.She opened her ...
A young blonde woman went into a bank to withdraw some money.For security purposes the cashier asked her if she could identify herself.She opened her ...
A policeman comes home to find his wife in bed with three men.
A policeman comes home to find his wife in bed with three men.
a blonde phones 999 and asks for the fire brigade.'Help me please my house in on fire'.
a blonde phones 999 and asks for the fire brigade.'Help me please my house in on fire'.
Blond girl walks into PC world and says to the assistant i need curtains 4 my computer he says y? u don't need curtains 4 a computer she sed DUH it ha...
Blond girl walks into PC world and says to the assistant i need curtains 4 my computer he says y? u don't need curtains 4 a computer she sed DUH it ha...
Two gorgeous blondes were stocking shelves in a library on a blisteringly hot day. They decided to strip off as the library was closed and it was so v...
Two gorgeous blondes were stocking shelves in a library on a blisteringly hot day. They decided to strip off as the library was closed and it was so v...
Two blondes were playing bingo. One keeps looking at the others card and saying ..
Two blondes were playing bingo. One keeps looking at the others card and saying .. "You got that, mark it off"
What Did The Blonde Say When She Looked Into A Box Of Cheerio's?
What Did The Blonde Say When She Looked Into A Box Of Cheerio's?
A blonde is out walking with her boyfriend. he says ...
A blonde is out walking with her boyfriend. he says ... "Awwww .. look at the poor dead bird"
A blonde goes into the bank and asks to draw out a large amount of cash.
A blonde goes into the bank and asks to draw out a large amount of cash.
A blonde woman heard  that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure strech marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for...
A blonde woman heard  that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure strech marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for...
Did you hear about the blonde that... Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.Got excited because she fin...
Did you hear about the blonde that... Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.Got excited because she fin...
A blonde walked into a department store and asked if she could have a refund on a scarf she'd bought.
A blonde walked into a department store and asked if she could have a refund on a scarf she'd bought.
Two blondes were in a car park trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Two blondes were in a car park trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Q. How many blonde jokes are there?
Q. How many blonde jokes are there?
If a blonde and a brunette jump out of a plane, which will hit the ground first?
If a blonde and a brunette jump out of a plane, which will hit the ground first?
wot do you call seven blondes in a row?
wot do you call seven blondes in a row?
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first?The dumb blonde because smart blondes don't exist
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first?The dumb blonde because smart blondes don't exist
There's a double decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette. On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having...
There's a double decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette. On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having...
Only three doors An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon...
Only three doors An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon...
It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde BingoHall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game w...
It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde BingoHall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game w...
What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on he...
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on he...
A husband returns home to find his blonde wife painting the lieving room, he asks her why she is wearing a parka and leather jacket whilst painting to...
A husband returns home to find his blonde wife painting the lieving room, he asks her why she is wearing a parka and leather jacket whilst painting to...
what did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant ------- is it mine?
what did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant ------- is it mine?
Ever wonder how blondes remember their Passwords?During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: Mic...
Ever wonder how blondes remember their Passwords?During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: Mic...
There was a brunette walking on a railroad track saying,
There was a brunette walking on a railroad track saying, " 22, 22, 22, 22..."A blonde walking near-by heard the brunette. So, the blonde asked if she ...
2 blondes fell down a hole.. 1 says ''its dark in here isn't it'' the other replies ''i don't know, i can't see!''
2 blondes fell down a hole.. 1 says ''its dark in here isn't it'' the other replies ''i don't know, i can't see!''
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell - she's got a grenade in her mouth!
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell - she's got a grenade in her mouth!
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captai...
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captai...
hay do you make blonde laugh on sunday?
hay do you make blonde laugh on sunday?
why do blondes only get half an hour for lunch breaks?
why do blondes only get half an hour for lunch breaks?
There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said
There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so...
How Do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
How Do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
LIGHTS ON
LIGHTS ON
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She tak...
murphy was in the pub havin a drink when paddy came runnin shoutin!
murphy was in the pub havin a drink when paddy came runnin shoutin!
Was in Tesco looking for oxo cubes...
Was in Tesco looking for oxo cubes...
"I can't find a cure for your illness" the doctor said."Frankly i think it's due to the drinking"."In that case " replied his blonde patient,"I'll com...
Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Why are blonde secretary's not allowed to take a coffee break ?............................................................... it takes too long to re...
Why are blonde secretary's not allowed to take a coffee break ?............................................................... it takes too long to re...
2 blondes are in a car being chased by the police 1 blonde says to the other blonde are the police still chasing us & the other blonde replies&nbs...
2 blondes are in a car being chased by the police 1 blonde says to the other blonde are the police still chasing us & the other blonde replies&nbs...
 A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to...
 A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to...
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luc...
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luc...
A blonde is standing in front of a soda machine outside a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine.
A blonde is standing in front of a soda machine outside a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine.
A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking one day.
A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking one day.
why did the blonde keep stairing at the orange juice carton??? because it said consintrate:)
why did the blonde keep stairing at the orange juice carton??? because it said consintrate:)
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the fr...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the fr...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't do.
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't do.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.O...
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.O...
why was the blonde girls belly button sore?
why was the blonde girls belly button sore?
two blondes on the motorway going to paris it said paris left so they turned round and went back home
two blondes on the motorway going to paris it said paris left so they turned round and went back home
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. Impossible says the doctor. Show me.She takes her...
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. Impossible says the doctor. Show me.She takes her...
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop...
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop...
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
man walking down the road in the middle of nowhere lost, came across a blonde walking towards him.
man walking down the road in the middle of nowhere lost, came across a blonde walking towards him.
17 blondes stand out side a workout room, why don't they go in??
17 blondes stand out side a workout room, why don't they go in??
whats the difference between a blonde and a limo????
whats the difference between a blonde and a limo????
how do you know if a blondes used a vibrater????
how do you know if a blondes used a vibrater????
A man was in his front garden mowing his lawn,when he saw his attractive blonde neighbour come out of the house and go straight to her postbox.She ope...
A man was in his front garden mowing his lawn,when he saw his attractive blonde neighbour come out of the house and go straight to her postbox.She ope...
A blonde girl went in to a electric shop and said can i buy that tv over there.
A blonde girl went in to a electric shop and said can i buy that tv over there.
2 blondes fell down a hole one day... 1 says
2 blondes fell down a hole one day... 1 says "it's dark in here ain't it?"
A blonde walked into a bar
A blonde walked into a bar
Why are blonde jokes normally so short?
Why are blonde jokes normally so short?
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
a blonde was seen walking into pc world heading for the help desk. She then asked the sales assistant ''where are the curtains ?''
a blonde was seen walking into pc world heading for the help desk. She then asked the sales assistant ''where are the curtains ?''
What color is a burp
What color is a burp
Why does a blonde smile during lightning?
Why does a blonde smile during lightning?
One Too Many?
One Too Many?
there was a blonde women, a brunnete and a red head all do a mile swim they got half way and the blonde women was too tired to carry on she said to th...
there was a blonde women, a brunnete and a red head all do a mile swim they got half way and the blonde women was too tired to carry on she said to th...
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, th...
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, th...
It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde BingoHall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game w...
It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde BingoHall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game w...
What do you call a smart blonde?
What do you call a smart blonde?
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a tric...
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a tric...
how does a dog stop the dvd ???
how does a dog stop the dvd ???
  Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
  Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
Ever wonder how blondes remember their Passwords?
Ever wonder how blondes remember their Passwords?
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. 
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. 
A blonde woman a brunette woman and a black haired woman are walking out in the dessert,
A blonde woman a brunette woman and a black haired woman are walking out in the dessert,
 
 
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a ufo?
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a ufo?
Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
why did the blonde stare at a carton of orange juice for 3 hours ?
why did the blonde stare at a carton of orange juice for 3 hours ?
Did you her about the blonde who almost killed her toy poodle?
Did you her about the blonde who almost killed her toy poodle?
Did you hear about the blonde who put lipstick on her head?
Did you hear about the blonde who put lipstick on her head?
Q : Why did the blonde women bring a ladder to the pub
Q : Why did the blonde women bring a ladder to the pub
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, ...
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, ...
How do you make a blonde laugh on a saturday?
How do you make a blonde laugh on a saturday?
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
The doctor tells the blonde,
The doctor tells the blonde, "You're pregnant."
Q: Why did the blonde sell her television?
Q: Why did the blonde sell her television?
A blonde and a brunette are falling off a building who hits the ground first?
A blonde and a brunette are falling off a building who hits the ground first?
How do you keep a blonde at home?
How do you keep a blonde at home?
why did the blond climb the glass wall?
why did the blond climb the glass wall?
a man says to his girlfriend you have such beautiful blonde hair,
a man says to his girlfriend you have such beautiful blonde hair,
I went to the gym yesterday and said to a trainer,
I went to the gym yesterday and said to a trainer, " Which machine can I use to impress that beautiful blonde over there. "
How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
a blonde comes to a river and sees another blonde on the other side,yoohoo she shouts how do i get to the other side,
a blonde comes to a river and sees another blonde on the other side,yoohoo she shouts how do i get to the other side,
Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?
Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?
Q. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Q. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
how do you keep a blonde at home
how do you keep a blonde at home
Why can't a blonde dial 911? 
Why can't a blonde dial 911? 
One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,
One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,"I'd like to buy this TV".
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.
why are blonde's immune to mad cow disease
why are blonde's immune to mad cow disease
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
Blonde Bet
Blonde Bet
why did the blonde sit there for hours staring at the carton of orange juice?
why did the blonde sit there for hours staring at the carton of orange juice?
How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
what did the maths teacher do when he was constipated
what did the maths teacher do when he was constipated
A Blonde Dyes Her Hair
A Blonde Dyes Her Hair
Blonde On A Diet
Blonde On A Diet
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and sure enoug...
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and sure enoug...
I knew a blonde that was so silly that
I knew a blonde that was so silly that
Blonde Gets A Job
Blonde Gets A Job
The Magic Mirror
The Magic Mirror
2 blondes walk into a building
2 blondes walk into a building
one blonde looks across a canal and sees another blonde how do i get to the other side she shouts
one blonde looks across a canal and sees another blonde how do i get to the other side she shouts
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells????
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells????
How can you tell when a FAX has been sent by a blonde?
How can you tell when a FAX has been sent by a blonde?
how do you keep a blonde at home
how do you keep a blonde at home
Why are there so many blonde jokes
Why are there so many blonde jokes
two blondes go to the car after going intoo te store. The first blonde locked the keys in the car so started picking the lock
two blondes go to the car after going intoo te store. The first blonde locked the keys in the car so started picking the lock
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the fr...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the fr...
why do blondes like bmw
why do blondes like bmw
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you make your own bed.
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you make your own bed.
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
Why Did The Tomato Turn Red?
Why Did The Tomato Turn Red?
what did the hat say to the scarf?
what did the hat say to the scarf?
whats orange and sounds like a parrot
whats orange and sounds like a parrot
19 Men went to the cinema
19 Men went to the cinema
why cant a blonde dial 911?
why cant a blonde dial 911?
How can you tell if a fax has been sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a fax has been sent by a blonde?
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