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Jokes In Category: Doctor Doctor

man: '' Doctor Doctor, my memory is just terrible.''

"Doctor Doctor, I don't understand a word anyone says !!!"

A Consultant psychiatrist went to assess a patient, Fred, who'd been long term in an institution, to see if he was okay to be discharged.

An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she repl...

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.

Doctor doctor I think I've been here before.

The phone rang at hospital reception and a nurse answered.

A man walks into a doctor's surgery.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

Doctor doctor, I'm so stressed ... everywhere I go everyone asks me questions.

My psychiatrist says I'm paranoid, but I think he only says that cause he's out to get me.

Doctor Doctor everyone ridicules me!

An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"P...

Doctor: What seems to be the problem?Patient: I can' stop myself eating dates.Doctor: That's not really a problem.Patient: Yes it is, I've run out of ...

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a mountain.Well you do look a little peaky

Doctor Doctor, I've got a steering wheel down my pants! (The Doctor) What shall i do? I don't know but you better do something because it's driving me...

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bell. Well take this medicine and if it doesn't work ring me

why did the banana go to the doctors?

a man goes to the doctor and says

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started a long and thorough examinati...

doctor doctor i feel like a dog .

doctor doctor i keep thinking im a caterpillar.

doctor doctor i think i am a kangroo.

doctor doctor ive just swallowed a roll of film .......

A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on ...

Man: When I bend my arm like this it hurts?

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pig!

Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him...

Doctor, doctor, i fell like a pair of curtains.

doctor doctor i feel like a hole

jelly baby goes to doctors and says doctor think iv got aids doctor says what makes you say that

patient : doctor doctor i feel like a snooker ball

doctor doctor i have the runs

man went to doctors with a carrot in his ear and a brussel sprout up his nose and said to the doctor im not feeling very well?

doctor doctor i feel like a puzzle

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain."Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman....

doctor docter i think i,m a pack of cards

doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains

a man walks into the doctor's surgery. he has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

doctor doctor i keep seeing double

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Doctor Doctor - I feel like a spoon!

Doctor i can not pronounce my F,s T,s and H,s

Doctor tells a patient "well i have got some bad news"

dr dr i feel like a pair of curtains

dr dr i feel like a pack of cards

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.Are you choking?no i really did

doctor doctor i feel like a chickenthats a vgood idea i will cook you up later

doctor doctor my daughter swallowed a pen what shall i douse a pencil until i get there

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.

Man visits the doctor with a lettuce in his bottom.. he says, "doctor im a bit worried about this"

a man goes to a psychiatrist ,youve got to help me he say,i cant stop deep frying every thing i batter,this morning i deep fried my boiled egg i...

Patient: Doctor, I have just 55 short seconds to live..

Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ?

Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.

Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?

Patient: "Doctor, something is wrong! I'm shrinking!"

doctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtains

doctor doctor can i have a second opinion

doctor doctor i think ive broken my neck

doctor doctor i cant stop stealing things

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