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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
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a woman applyin 4 a job in a florida lemon grove seemed way to qualified 4 the job look miss sais the foreman have u any experience in pickin lemons
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