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Favourite Pic of OhMyBingo Player Joannewoo (10/12/2011)
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Roomies, I’m sorry, but I really think I have to explain Jwoo's favourite pic:

Seriously, what in the hell are we looking at here? So many questions haunt me when I consider this disgusting abomination…

The website called it a blobfish. Is that its actual name? Would any other name be appropriate?

What is that little tendril of nastiness trailing out of the corner of its mouth? Is that leftover from dinner at the local Chinese restaurant?

Look at this thing. Look at its grey, soulless eyes. What sort of intelligence lies behind them? Is it self-aware? Has it looked in a mirror lately? Has it considered laying off the 20-piece McNugget meals?

Did Jim Henson create this thing the morning after his wife left him?

Look at its filthy, slimy mouth and jowels. Imagine it calling your name in a soft, clear voice. Now imagine it barfing out an inside-out rabbit. Imagine it urgently pleading with you to shoot it in the head. Now imagine yourself pulling the trigger and watching this fat bastard’s guts spray against the wall like they hit the back of a jet engine. Do you feel remorse? No, of course you didn’t. That’s nature.

Okay, I think I’ve got that out of my OhMyBingo system.

See you in hell, blobfish!

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Player Comments

joannewoo 10th Dec 2011	Lol i hate that pic ewwwwwwwwwwwww thanks for explaining onb but it hasn't made me feel any better pmsl
trixee 10th Dec 2011	ooooooooo myyyyyyyyyyy lol
cagsywagsy 10th Dec 2011	???
rosienanny 10th Dec 2011	what the heck is this post doing here ,i thought these post were looked at first.come on omb sort things out please.
pinky_ 10th Dec 2011	i think this post is vile and disgusting. whoever is moderating the content for this site need to have a think at who will be reading it.!
sleepiejean 10th Dec 2011	omg how did this get posted shocking
trixee 10th Dec 2011	bit gory and shouldda had the swear words edited out not very nice reading am sorry am surprised this got passed with the language xx
charlie 10th Dec 2011	that is absolutley disgusting and vile, and language well!!!!! SORRY BUT THIS SHOULD NOT AV BEEN PASSED.
bumblebee 11th Dec 2011	lol onb
OMB_Manager 11th Dec 2011	Guys is this not a joke?! :) We posted it up because we thought it was light-hearted...is this not the case? Ta :)
onbonce666 11th Dec 2011	Copy of email to ohmybingo from onbonce666. It appears nobody has the same sense of humour as me! I have no objection to the removal of this post as it seems to offend everybody.
onbonce666 11th Dec 2011	good for you bumble! xx
charlie 11th Dec 2011	plz dont insult my intelligence ben im 62 not 2 n that is no way a joke
avy74 11th Dec 2011	well i am sorry,i must be thick but what the hell is this post all about.is it a dig at jo,or is it a joke
joannewoo 11th Dec 2011	bit too gory Ben am afraid, and the language not very nice the roomies don't like it, but thanks for the apology on twitter.
onbonce666 11th Dec 2011	No way was this a dig at joannewoo - if you read this like that, i'm sorry! I have asked for the post to be removed as some senses of humour seem to be completely alien to mine. I will therefore try not to post any more humourous (to me and a few others)items again. My apologies for any fine senses upset.
sleepiejean 11th Dec 2011	well said charlie about time it got took of eh shocking to be posted in the first place
pinky_ 11th Dec 2011	i just dont understand why there is chat rules regarding foul language, so why is the same rules not applied to news? after all it is the same people in chat that read and submit news
onbonce666 11th Dec 2011	I suppose my nomination for "most favourite post of 2011" has now been withdrawn?(lol)
onbonce666 11th Dec 2011	sorry for my typo of "bar-steward"(lol)
LITTLEbigSpider 12th Dec 2011	lost for words even to comment on this post
pinky_ 12th Dec 2011	"I have asked for the post to be removed as some senses of humour seem to be completely alien to mine" you sure its not ur sense of humour that is alien? im up for a laugh and a joke as much as the next person but this isn't funny in the slightest
onbonce666 13th Dec 2011	"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." (Voltaire 1694-1778) Obviously not applicable in this case!

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