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	OMB Master
	6th May
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	I live in a small valley in south wales, although I am originally from essex. have 3 grown up sons and 3 grand children. My hobbies include cooking, computers,and some reading I prefer dance and club music.

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Addicted to the Computer not Online Bingo (15/04/2012)
Hi Guys, firstly...

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Thank You OMB (13/04/2012)
How wonderful to see the new Oh My Bingo shop up and running...

(4 comments)

Chat In Bingo Rooms (11/04/2012)
Hi Guys, Ok Ok...

(11 comments)

Staying Out Of Chat (26/03/2012)
Hi All, I thought that I would write this news letter, in order to try to clear up the ooc issue...

(6 comments)

The Good Old Days on OMB (26/03/2012)
I was sitting here by my computer, and started reminiscing about the good old days, on Oh My Bingo, from when it first started out...

(6 comments)

One Account Policy on OMB (20/03/2012)
Hi All, I thought I would write this news report, to see if a certain issue can be clarified or resolved for us players...

(12 comments)

Playing on Cassava Enterprises Ltd Sites (12/03/2012)
Hi Guys n Gals, I wrote a news letter several weeks ago, about the Cassava sites, but unfortunately it was not printed, well I won't go into it n...

(9 comments)

Tournaments on OMB (21/02/2012)
Hi Guys, I wrote a news letter about this idea last year, and it was going to be considered, but unfortunately no more has developed from it, so I jus...

(15 comments)

My Free Bingo Win On Wink Bingo (02/02/2012)
Hi Guys, I was going to write a rather disillusioned news letter, about the free bingo on the pay sites, but I am going to have to change my stance no...

(6 comments)

Try Bingocams Without A Deposit (24/01/2012)
Hi Guys, I do not know if you have tried out bingocams yet, so I am going to tell you about my experience on this site...

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Claiming Prizes With Coins At OhMyBingo (17/01/2012)
Hi Guys, I thought that I would write this news letter, as there is some thing that has just struck me, although I have been a member of this site sin...

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Free bingo games on online sites have ther problems (04/12/2011)
Hi all, I would just like to apologise for not being on for a while now, I certainly was not being iggy or any thing, but had been suffering severe pa...

(7 comments)

Finding Recipes on Oh My Bingo (19/11/2011)
Hi All, I do not know if you remember my news post, about a find a friend button, to help us find players profiles on here, because it is so hard to f...

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Thank You For the Choccies Oh My Bingo (12/11/2011)
Well I just wanted to say that I have now received my box of hand made Belgium choccies, and what a lovely surprise it was, obviously not knowing what...

(5 comments)

Withdrawals on Cassava Sites like Sing Bingo (12/11/2011)
Ok I must admit that this is going to be a bit of a grumble lol about the cassava sites...

(9 comments)

Sooo Sadddd at OhMyBingo (08/11/2011)
Hi all I must admit that writing this news letter is going to upset me, as I have said before I must be one of the longest playing members on this sit...

(19 comments)

Yippeee At Last I Claim Bingo Chocolates (07/11/2011)
Yippeeeee At Last...

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My Bit Of Luck at Sing Bingo and City Bingo (06/11/2011)
Hi All, well not having had much luck to talk of, on pay sites for a quite a long time, I thought I would tell you about my bit of luck last week...

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My Observations on OhMyBingo (24/10/2011)
Hi I do not know about you , but I think it is such a shame to see ticketyboo so quiet now, especially during the day time, and also it is becoming t...

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The OhMyBingo Meet In Ticketyboo (12/10/2011)
Hi, I would just like to say a very big thank you, to all of you who were in ticketyboo, over the weekend, I must say, and I hope you agree ,that we ...

(6 comments)

An OhMyBingo Suggestion Or Two (11/10/2011)
Hi All I would like to make a couple of suggestions, that I hope you may agree would make the site some what easier to navigate...

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Oh My Bingo does X Factor (10/10/2011)
Hi All I must admit it was a real treat, to see all the peoples pictures on facebook, that went to Blackpool for the meet, it really is great ,...

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Foxy Flutter Casino Update (29/09/2011)
Hi All As you will know if you read the post I did on Foxy Flutter ( Casino )...

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Try Foxy Casino and Win (26/09/2011)
Hi All, I do not know if you know about Foxys new site, it is a casino site, and I must admit that I only discovered it today, so I thought that I wo...

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Enjoy The OhMyBingo Blackpool Meet (22/09/2011)
Hi I would just like to wish every one that is fotunate enough to be able to go to blackpool on the 8th , a fantastic time, although I do not think t...

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Another OhMyBingo Fantasy Footbal Poser (15/09/2011)
Hi All Just another poser for you, regarding the fantasy football game...

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Thank You All at OhMyBingo (07/09/2011)
Hi I would like to say thank you to OMB for choosing my Enigmas suggestion for the E team name, I must admit I was surprised to log in and find the &...

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Wonder Bingo Bonus (28/08/2011)
Hi Guys, well after much thought, I decided to spend my silvers on some bingo money, so as I do not like most of the sites that are left for me to cho...

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Fantasy Football queries and the OhMyBingo League (24/08/2011)
Hi All About the fantasy football competition, I was just wondering, if any one can clear up a couple of points for me, of course being female lol, I...

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Foxylicious update on Foxy Bingo (24/08/2011)
Hi All I wrote a news letter a little while ago ,about the foxylicious game, and thought I would give you an update, as some of you wished me l...

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Further to my Tournament Suggestion (20/08/2011)
I would just like to add a few minor details, to the tournament idea that I put forward in my last news letter, as I forgot to mention them in it...

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A Tournament Suggestion for OhMyBingo (20/08/2011)
Hi all, I have been thinking about the new promotions that are forthcoming on Oh My Bingo and would like to suggest just one that I have in mind...

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A Great Community at Oh My Bingo (19/08/2011)
Hi Guys n Gals, I would just like to say, that we really do have a great community on OMB, and for some people on here, who for differing reasons cann...

(6 comments)

Give OhMyBingo a chance (19/08/2011)
Hi All, well what can I say, I must be the longest serving player on OMB,as believe it or not, I joined OMB before they even had bingo, at the time it...

(9 comments)

Online Bingo User Name Quandary (16/08/2011)
Hi I have noticed that on some sites, when you join up, they quite often tell you that your chosen user name is gone, and you have to either put x's ...

(8 comments)

Fantasy Football On OhMyBingo (16/08/2011)
Hi I would just like to say what a brilliant idea it is to have an ...

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Thank You OhMyBingo For My Bingo Street Win (15/08/2011)
Hi I would like to say a big thank you to OhMyBingo, for choosing me as 2nd place in the member of the month awards...

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The Foxylicious Game (12/08/2011)
Hi I guess a lot of you are members of Foxy online Bingo, and that you may play the free games, well I have just found out, that they are doing a pro...

(7 comments)

My bad luck run on online bingo (10/08/2011)
Hi Guys n Gals If you have ever experienced a run of bad luck, then spare a thought for me lol, because I have been on a losing streak for quite a wh...

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Thank You OhMyBingo and Ev1 (02/08/2011)
Hi, I would like to say, very well done, to woo ,for 1st place in the member of the month awards, also to bunny for 3rd place and of course rosie for...

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City Bingo online is Great (31/07/2011)
I would like to tell you about my favourite site at the moment, City Bingo, it has lots to offer, they have 3 free rooms, plus a free first timer room...

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Check out City Bingo (31/07/2011)
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My Observation on Diva Bingo (15/07/2011)
Hi Guys I just was wondering if any of you have played the free bingo rooms on, Bingo Giving and ...

(12 comments)

I was a Big Winner (21/06/2011)
Hi Guys I haven't written a news letter for a while, so here goes, If like me you have always wondered how so many people manage to become the...

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New CMs at OhMyBingo (20/06/2011)
Hi Sadly I have to admit that I have not been playing on OMB much for a while, due to ill health, and various other reasons, so I was just wond...

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Withdrawals on Cassava Sites (24/04/2011)
Do any of you have the same trouble as me? Choosing a site to play on, when you have some spare money to play with? Well let's face it, there a...

(10 comments)

Openness will make a great OhMyBingo (21/04/2011)
I must admit that some thing has been puzzling me, and was just wondering why this is, I have noticed that in chat ,comments and news reports etc...

(7 comments)

The News Reports Complaints (18/04/2011)
Have any of you noticed, That it is in fact, not the people who have been writing news reports, it is in fact the ones who do not usually, writ...

(5 comments)

Room Two at OhMyBingo (18/04/2011)
I would like to say a great big well done to rosienanny, on suggesting the great name that has been chosen, as the first room name...

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Free Room at Diva Bingo Online (17/04/2011)
Well not having enough points to play on OMB much today, I decided to try out Diva online bingo again his evening, but unfortunately I did not have an...

(11 comments)

Players know best with Online Bingo (16/04/2011)
I guess some of you, like me, are members of other free online bingo sites too, well I must admit, that I have not been going on them hardly at all no...

(13 comments)

Are the Lotto Points Fair (14/04/2011)
After spending 12 precious gold coins on becoming a master, I then upgrade to possible 4000 lotto points, although I already had purchased the possibl...

(13 comments)

OMB Does It Again with Diva Bingo (13/04/2011)
Well Guys...

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Diva online Bingo (12/04/2011)
I joined Diva online Bingo a few weeks ago now, and although I only deposited £10 to start with, to try it out, I was not lucky enough to win mu...

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A few suggestions for OhMyBingo (08/04/2011)
maybe it is a good idea to limit the amount of news reports, we can do per day, but I think to compensate for this limit, it would be a good idea to r...

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My win on Foxy Bingo Online (22/03/2011)
I must admit, that it is long time since I actually deposited on Foxy online bingo,although it was one of my favourite ...

(9 comments)

Recipe Print Button Coming Soon (16/03/2011)
Some of you may remember an article I did some months ago now, about an Oh My Bingo recipe book, although I still think this a good idea, as there are...

(11 comments)

Ringer Online Bingo Numbers are Bad (16/03/2011)
I guess many of you have noticed that there are certain numbers that you just know will not come out when playing ...

(10 comments)

Lower Ticket Prices on OhMyBingo Could Happen (16/03/2011)
I do not know about you guys, but I think you will all agree with me on this point...

(14 comments)

Miss Out on Bingo Bonus for Pay Safe Cards (16/03/2011)
I have to say that the deposit bonuses on some of the featured sites are very good, and worth taking up...

(6 comments)

Some Information on Online Bingo Slots (06/03/2011)
One of the players has asked about slots, so I thought that I would give my views and suggestions here, as there is too much to say in a small comment...

(10 comments)

Thank you for my OhMyBingo Amazon voucher (11/02/2011)
Hi Everyone Phew - at last I managed to save the 30 gold coins I neede for my second and unfortunately last £20 amazon voucher, I r...

(12 comments)

Reversing can be Dangerous Online Bingo Practice (29/01/2011)
This is a sort of warning, I do not usually write bad reviews, but feel strongly compelled to write this one...

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Withdrawals on Online Bingo Sites (29/01/2011)
I must admit that my favourite sites are the cassava, cashcade sites...

(5 comments)

Jackpot Games at OhMyBingo (12/01/2011)
Hi Guys I was thinking how hard it is to win many gold coins with just two gold hours each day, therefore how about a couple of jackpot games, they c...

(14 comments)

Free Bingo on Pay Online Bingo Sites (09/01/2011)
I was wondering how many of us play the free bingo on the online pay sites? Well I thought I would give it a go, after all you've got nothing to...

(9 comments)

Winning Free Bingo Prizes at Oh My Bingo (28/12/2010)
Hi guys, I don't know about you, but I am finding it hard to get enough points now to play for very long on here...

(13 comments)

Good Luck On Moon Bingo (11/12/2010)
Well I thought I would give Moon Bingo a try as they are being so generous to us OMBers, so I deposited £10 and played some bingo and of course ...

(12 comments)

Wink Bingo is a Veteran with Fresh Ideas (27/11/2010)
I must admit that wink bingo has always been one of my favourite sites, in fact it is one of the first sites I joined, a few years ago...

(10 comments)

Changes to the Free Bingo Quiz Hour (08/11/2010)
Hi guys After a rocky start to the quiz hour, I would like to thank every one who has taken part in it so far,We have taken note of your suggestions ...

(5 comments)

Like to thanks OhMyBingo for Member of the Month (22/10/2010)
Hi Guys Sorry I haven't posted this before but I have been very busy lately, Firstly I would like to thank ...

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A bit of luck at online bingo site Red Bus Bingo (21/10/2010)
Hi guys As I said I didn't have much luck on ...

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Thank You Oh My Bingo and Everyone for Member of the Month (07/10/2010)
I would like to say a great big Thank You to OMB and every one for my member of the month award, to be honest I was not expecting it at all, and was v...

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My 4th Win On ITV Bingo (16/09/2010)
I would just like to say that I did it again, lol, after having 3 withdrawals from ITV Bingo, my luck had not been very good on the other sites, so I ...

(8 comments)

Two different game playing on Free Bingo (10/09/2010)
Well I joined the gold hour this morning, and part of the way through, we all suddenly realised, there were not one but two different games being play...

(13 comments)

Suggestions to improve Oh My Bingo (07/09/2010)
Hi It has been a while since I posted some suggestions, on the news page, along with the profile page that I and many other players think would be a...

(9 comments)

Two Times Lucky On ITV Bingo (05/09/2010)
Hi every one I know its not long since I posted a favourable report about ITV bingo, where I managed to withdraw £40 after winning...

(6 comments)

Thanks for my free bingo vouchers for Amazon (03/09/2010)
Hi every one, I managed to achieve my goal of 15 gold coins, and duly ordered a love to shop voucher, but unfortunately I received an e mail to ...

(7 comments)

Many positive reviews of Sing Bingo (03/09/2010)
I was reading some reviews about ...

(7 comments)

Thanks for the free bingo OMB (31/08/2010)
Woohoo thank you again OMB, and everyone, I finally managed to get another 15 golds, it was not easy lol ,as I kept changing my golds for points, I do...

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My review of the TV Bingo site ITV Bingo (31/08/2010)
Well once again I had gone through my allowance, last week ( and more lol) playing bingo and slots, but with no wins,so feeling a bit despondent I tho...

(2 comments)

Yahoo Thank You Oh My Bingo (28/08/2010)
Yahoooo today I received my love to shop vouchers, what a lovely surprise it was, when the post man delivered them, it certainly goes to show you...

(11 comments)

Our Free Bingo CMs are Best of the Year (22/08/2010)
Hi everyone, I do not think that I am wrong when I say that OhMyBingo is the best ...

(16 comments)

Beacon Bingo Offer Free Bingo and Great Chat Games (16/08/2010)
I joined Beacon Bingo yesterday, although I have not deposited yet, I thought I would check the site out first...

(5 comments)

Big Brother 3 Time Winner on Paddy Power Bingo (09/08/2010)
I have to admit there have been some negative reports about some sites, so I would like to tell you that I have actually won the £500 jackpot on...

(13 comments)

OhMyBingo is the Best Online Bingo Site (06/08/2010)
I am so excited, I managed to get the 15 gold stars needed for a £20 shopping voucher, needless to say I have ordered it and submitted my detail...

(8 comments)

Can the New Foxy Bingo be Just as Good as Old Foxy (04/08/2010)
I would like to post this report about Foxy Bingo, but not so much as it is now, as I loved the old Foxy, before they changed it a couple of years ago...

(17 comments)

Just a Couple of Ideas for OhMyBingo (04/08/2010)
I do not know if you will all agree with me, but I was thinking there is something missing from this site, then it suddenly hit me - there is no ...

(16 comments)

The OhMyBingo Recipe Book Does Exist (03/08/2010)
I have to admit I thought the OhMyBingo Recipe Book was a good idea, but as we do not have one (yet ) I have been doing the next best thing to it...

(13 comments)

Great work on the free bingo game Oh My Bingo (28/07/2010)
We all love bingo obviously lol or we would not be here...

(8 comments)

What do people think of the winning patterns in online bingo (27/07/2010)
I have read many reports about the practice of computer generated names on ...

(10 comments)

The player are what make Oh My Bingo great (22/07/2010)
Message from OMB OMB recipe book - what a great idea! We'll let you know when it's hitting the shelves lol *****************************************...

(8 comments)

Deal or No Deal bingo withdrawals (20/07/2010)
I joined the site Deal Or No Deal,and thought I should let ppl know that before you can withdraw you must first send them photo copies of your ...

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My Jokes

A husband was waiting in the delivery suite as his wife gave birth.The doctor came out, handed him a coloured baby and said"Is this yours?" "Probably"...

I Liked Chelseas game plan,Get John Terry sent off and then all the Baecelona players are too busy worrying if it's...

Was at a wedding recently & the preacher told everyone to stand next to the one that made your life worth living...

Iwent to the pub last night, there was a fat girl dancing on a table.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb. only one but....

A police recruit was asked what he would do if he had to arrest his own mother, he replied.....

A girl went to her doctors, and told him she thought she was turning into a man, "why do you think you are turning into a man" the doctor asked, "beca...

Alberta and Doris had an agreement that when one of them died, they would come back and tell the other what it was like, well Albert passed away first...

My wife is a right easy girl, even her underwear has.....

Gary Glitter has applied for the England Manager joib, he applied as soon as he heard two of the players were.....

Snow eh! the weather girl just said she was expecting 8 inches 2night. I thought to myself, "she'll be lucky,,,,,

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back & tell about the afterlife. Husband died first and made contact " Gladys" " is that y...

I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, her face lit up, she smiled and said yes.

I went to a mate's wedding and whispered to a bloke next to me, " The bride is a right dog " " Do you mind? That's my daughter you're talking about, "...

A sexy bird looked at my beer belly today, and sarcastically asked "is it Tetleys or Carlsberg," I repliied....

Was pulled over by the police last night on suspicion of drunk driving. Got asked to step out of the car and the copper said " your staggering " I rep...

Woman goes into a record shop & say's "do you have Jingle Bells on 7 inch"? Young lad say's, " no but I've got dangly balls on a 9 inch!' Woman sa...

Christmas dinner for under a tenna, that's why mums go to Iceland.......

Awful news.... My mate was killed in a betting shop yesterday when it collapsed and he was pinned against a wall by boxes of betting slips. The fire b...

Michael Jaclson's doctor has already been invited to the prison boxing team

Paddy says to Mick, I'm getting circumcised tomorrow. Mick says, I had that done when I was a few days old. Paddy asks "Does it hurt?" Mick says well....

This year I thought I'd get into the hallow'een spirit and scare the hell out of my neighbours, by dressing up. I went as.....

Oxo are making a new cube dedicated to the English rugby team, It's in a white wrapper with a red cross, and will be called.....

My daughter asked "I hope you're going to shave off that stupid moustache before we go on holliday? Its embarrassing.?

My mates girlfriend asked me what type of watch would suit him best as a present, but I don't think....

Never be afraid to try some thing new

Thirty years ago we had, Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope

If your talking behind me back, your in a good position .....

If women ruled the world there would be no wars, just.....

My knight in shining armour turned out to be....

Last night my sister and I were sitting inthe study, and I said to her " I never want tp live in a vegetive state, dependent on some machine and fluid...

You know when you are getting old. when you realise your first laptop was an......

I asked my wife," where do you want to go for our anniversy?"

I picked up an over weight chick wearing a tracksuit in my taxi and dropped her off at the park

What do you call an unemployed jester......

I saw some one running past me with a chicken tikka masala.

My mate Paddy was among the rioters who ransacked Argos in Manchester last night

The riots have spread to Ireland

Wow that new trailer for Planet of the Apes is amazing......

When I saw all the people rioting in Tottenham Centre, I knew I had to go somewhere to be safe, Somewhere they wouldn't go......

A woman walks past a building site, and one builder says to another, "i'd give her one" she hears him and shouts at him "men like you disgust me, what...

Texting for Seniors

I am unavailabe to answer my phone at the moment, so leave a message and....

Had a message on my phone, It said....

Old Patrick died and wanted to be buried at sea, so his mates Paddy and Murphy, got a rowing boat and put the coffin in it, and rowed about a mile out...

Mother- in- law says 2 her daughter- in- law " I don't mean 2 offend u, but my grandson looks nothin like my son !" Daughter-in-law say's.....

2 blokes walking down the road see a blind dog mounting a cabbage.

I went to the gym yesterday and said to a trainer, " Which machine can I use to impress that beautiful blonde over there. "

Husband and wife in a pub. The wife keps staring at a drunken man cradling his pint as he sits alone.

Cardiff City's Malaysian owners were being interviewed by a local reporter who asked " so how close do you think you are from a really goo...

The wife brough home a tub of ice-cream and asked if I wanted some "How hard is it"? Iasked. She cheekily replied. as hard as your c***k when you're t...

A Dad buys a Lie Detector Robot,which slaps people when they lie, so he decides to test it at dinner:

Why does sex have a speed limit, cos...

2 women were talking.... Do u look at your hubbys face wen u have sex?

My wife went to an Ann Summers party last night, Before she went she said to me " I really want to buy a vibrator" I said "Okay you can buy one. but i...

2 Irish men are watching a Great Dane licking his ba**s, Paddy turns 2 murphy & sez "I wish I could do that"

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond, by the end you wish you had...

A council estate in Merthyr, Wales,was evacuated today, after a suspicious object was found, close examination by security forces........

Some say the glass is half full

Jealousy is a disease....

Curiosity killed the cat...and...

Girl, If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee......

I stepped on a box of cheerios this morning

DONT HIT KIDS!!

Wife - moaning to her husband "you never take me any where expensive any more".

Welcome home Brian, said the banner over the pub door, as the intrepid explorer returned from his safari in darkest Africa. After a few pints hi...

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way, so .....

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30 am this morning.... Can you believe that 2.30 am?... luckily for him I was still up....

Big tip for the Grand National on saturday, horse called V-NEC.It's 16/1, get a few quid on it, it's meant to be.....

Anyone have oxfam's number, I just got my water bill, and heard they can supply a family of four with water....

A policeman with a sniffer dog came up to me the other day & said "my dog tells me you're on drugs "" ME" I said...

What a weekend I had last week, I broke my record for continual sex - 1 hour and 3 minutes....Then I realised....

A Man walks into a pharmacy and asks "Can I have some Viagra please" The Chemist says, We need some medical proof that you really need it, The Man rep...

3 men married wives from different cultures. .. The first man married a Chinese woman, he told her to do dishes & house cleaning. It took a few da...

Padds wife is involved in a bad car crash. In the hospital she is just talking gobbledy gook, The worried doctor asks Paddy..." Is she fully compus me...

Paddy & Mick sat having a pint .... A lorry goes past with rolls of trf on, Paddy says " Im gonna do that when I win the lottery" Mick says " wot ...

Wife phoned me and said "you need to join me at the hospital right away the mother in laws in a bad way and not got long to live, " I said "it's the c...

I was in the pub with the mrs, the other night, when I said"I love you"" she said"

Paddy, Mick and Murphy, all worked for a boss that left early every day, "lets leave early, he'll never know" Mick said, so Mick went to the bookies, ...

Paddy bought two goldfish and named them one and two", Thats not very imaginative" said murphy,"hy did you call them that"? Paddy replied,

A woman was in court for stealing a tin of peaches," How many peaches were in the tin" the judge asked" Four replied the woman," I am going to give yo...

I went to Paddy's house, I said " Omg Paddy your ceilings a bit high aint it".

What is the difference between Iron man and Iron woman

Paddy and Murphy are on a building site. Paddy says " I want a day off sick, I'm gonna pretend I'm mad". He climbs up to the rafters and hangs upside ...

I heard that You Tube Twitter and Facebook are going to merge, and will be known as

Essex, the only place in the country where on a Sunday morning the women

My wife sent me out to get her some thing sexy

Isn't it strange how hot sexy women. always drive cute little cars

A magician on a cruise ship is constantly having his tricks spoilt by the ships parrot, every time he does a trick the parrot shouts "it's in his pock...

3 parrots for sale £170, £150 and £10.Woman asks"why is that parrot so cheap?" shopkeeper replies"it used to live in a brothel". The...

A psychiatrist is conducting a group session, with 4 young mothers and their kids.

Paddy came across a man lying injured in the road, immediately he phoned the emergency services, and asked for an ambulance, "where are you " the oper...

If non smokers are so fond of fresh air

They said we'd have a coloured president when pigs could fly

I was in the jungle, when a monkey asked me for a tin opener I said " you don't need a tin opener to open bananas"

Paddy's dad died & he was crying. After 2 mins he cries louder!

I was woken up this morning by a noise and a smell from downstairs.

As a family we are trying to keep up with technology..So I bought my son an i Pod,

A young man and his date, were parked on a back road some distance from town.

The American yacht team were ecstatic as, they were coming first in the boat race

Policeman pulls over paddy for speeding 'have you been drinking sir'

French foreplay: dinner, wine, sex!...

Me and my missus favourite sexual position is called the "England football team".

Just bought a dog off a blacksmith...

I grew up in a tough area. When I was a kid, people used to cover me in chocolate and cream then put a cherry on my head.

I was attacked by some little ginger boy doing martial arts...

all the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

paddy asked a tatooist, can you do a picture of the most beautiful woman, yes said the tatooist where do you want it

whats black white and read all over - a newspaper

Paddy and his wife were in bed, when the phone rang

What do you call a man with a car on his head - Jack

knock knock whos there canya canya who canya let me in its cold out here

an english man american man and irish man were standing on top of a tall building

three men were in the desert when they found a lamp

three men were standing on top of a skyscraper, one said i can jump off and fly back up

Out in the car one day,I said to my husband you should speed up, oh why he said i replied theres a woman with a pushchair passing us

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a shitzu - bullshit

my friend and i were walking in the country, when he said look at that flock of cows

My Recipes

Choconut Delight
Make up instant whip as directed on pkt Whisk cottage cheese and icing sugar together In a seperate bowl - Whip whisking cream till firm Fol...

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Strawberry Cupcakes
preheat oven to 180c /160c fan oven/gas mark 4 whisk butter and sugar till light and fluffy add eggs one at a time beating in well add the chopped ...

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Sweet Chilli Chicken
preheat oven to 180c/gas mark 4 cut chicken into smallish pieces place stirfry veg into a large casserole dish add sliced mushrooms and onion...

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Coffee Cake
Preheat oven to 160c / gas 3 grease 2 sandwich tins cream butter n sugar in a bowl till light n fluffy gradually whisk in he eggs with 1 tbs flour ...

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Chi's Bread Pudding
place pieces of bread in a large bowl cover with milk and leave to soak for 1 hour If you want a smooth pudding , whisk the wet bread til sm...

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Cherry Cobbler
Prehear oven 180 c / gas 4 Cream butter & soft brown sugar Sift flour, baking powder, salt Add the dry ingredients to the butter mix Slowly ad...

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Chianty's Chicken Delight
Preheat oven 190 c / gas 5 Place chicken, mushrooms, onion in a casserole dish sprinkle over the tarragon, salt n pepper to taste ...

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Strawberry Rice Pudding Treat
Put milk n cream in a saucepan and slowly simmer stir in the caster sugar cook approx 6 minutes put half into an oven proof casserole pour the yog...

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moist chocolate toffee fudge cake
preheat oven to 180c 350f gas 4 line 2 sandwich tins with grease proof paper Sift flour,cocoa, baking powderin a bowl stir in the caste...

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Pork Fritters
cut pork into 1 inch cubes hjeat a little oil in a wok or frying pan add the pork and stir fry 2-3 minutes remove andset the pork aside till ...

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Stir- Fried Salmon
cut salmon into slices place in shallow non metallic dish mix soy sauce, ketchup, wine vinegar and garlic toss salmon well with mixture lea...

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Cherry and Coconut Pudding
put all the ingredients in a bowl - except the cherry pie filling whisk together till smooth lightly butter pudding basin and line the base witha ci...

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Pork Goulash
Fry pork till just turning brown Preheat oven 190c / gas 4 / Add the sliced onions and fry till lightly browned Put into casserole dish Add ...

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vegetable spring rolls
cut the pepper into thin slices Heat a little oil in a large wok or frying pan Add the carrot , pepper, and beansprouts cook for 2-3 minutes ...

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Chicken Chop Suey
Mix the soy sauce and sugar together until sugar has dissolved Trim the chicken breasts and cut into 1/2" pieces or thin slices Place chicken into s...

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Honeyed Cinnamon Apples
Peel apples and cut into thick wedges ( 8 from each apple ) In a saucepan gently simmer apples, honey and lemon juice till soft In a small bowl mix ...

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Freshly Made Coleslaw
Shred the cabbages and onions julienne the carrots and apples ( or cut into very thin slices ) In a bowl mix well the prepared ingredien...

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strawberry smoothie
blend milk, strawberry ice cream and grenadine till smooth pour into tall glasses top with a dollop of whipped cream place a strawberry on top ( op...

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coffee deluxe smoothie
blend coffeee liquor ,milk, and ice cream till smooth pour into tall glasses top with a dollop of whipped cream enjoy...

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Raspberry Parfait
Line a large loaf tin with cling film or use a silicon one in a large bowl whip the cream til thick & peaks form add the creme fraiche, and whis...

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Beer Batter
Whisk ingredients together in a bowl till smooth n no lumps Dip fish or sausages in the batter and deep fry in very hot oil till golden brow...

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Knickerbocker Glory
put half fruit in glasses put a scoop of ice cream on top squirt sauce over and sprinkle with some chopped nuts repeat the process then top ...

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Quick and Easy Lemon Sponge Cake
make up the victoria sponge as directed on packet, adding 1-2 tsp lemon flavouring (to taste) put mixture into 1 cake tin ( or silicon one) and...

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Peri Peri Chicken Stir Fry
Cut chicken breasts into smallish pieces in a bowl cover chicken with 1/2 bottle of peri peri marinade leave to stand for 15 minutes or overnight if...

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Tasty Tortilla
cook potatoes till soft then cut into small cubes in a large fryingpan add a little oil cook the onions and garlic till soft, then add the potatoes ...

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Satay Chicken
heat a little oil in a large fry pan or wok add the chicken cook approx 5 minutes add carrots pepper and spring onions mix curry paste with a littl...

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choccy n orange cream cake
Make cake according to pkt instructions leave to cool In a bowl whisk the cream icing sugar and orange oil till fairly stiff put cream mixture...

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Brandy Sour
In a tall glass pour the brandy and lemon squash add 2-3 drops of angostura bitters top up with soda add ice cubes and stir well decorate with a s...

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Fruit Cake
cream the butter n sugar together whisk in the eggs add the fruit n cherries add some flour the cinnamon and cherry brandy add the res...

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Ham n Cheese Omelette
beat the eggs and milk together add the salt n pepper to taste in a large frying pan heat the oil pour egg n milk mix into pan add the ham when t...

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xmas truffle surprise
Mix coconut icing sugar and cheese in a bowl, to form a dough divide into 16-18 portions roll each portion into a ball press an almond into each ba...

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Smoked Haddock Kedgeree
cover and leave to stand the haddock in boiling water 5 minutes drain n keep liquid make up to 400ml with water flake the haddock melt 30g butter w...

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cherry pavlova
Preheat oven to 120 c Whisk egg whites till they form peaks Whisk in sugar a bit at a time Whisk until mixture is thick Fold in the cornflour vine...

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Smooth Lemon Creams
Place the butter and creme fraiiche in a bowl over a saucepan of simmering water Stir until butter has melted Sift the icing sugar, then work ...

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Orange Choccy Cake
Grease two 6 inch cake tins melt the butter and sugar over a low heat cool a little add the egg and beat well fold in the flour and cocoa powder ...

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Scotch Eggs
mix the sausagemeat, onion, and herbs together in a bowl divide mixture in four press firmly around the hard boiled eggs roll in flour the di...

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Cheese Souffle
preheat oven Melt butter in saucepan, add flour and cook for 1-2 minutes stirring continuously remove from heat and gradually stir in hot milk brin...

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Apricot Brandy Sour
pour apricot brandy, add lemon and orange juice add ice cubes best shaken (optional) add grenadine ...

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Smooth And Creamy Fudge
pour 150 ml baileys into a saucepan add milk and butter, and caster sugar put on a low heat stir occasionally till sugar is dissolved and butt...

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Cider Cake
put cider and fruit together in a bowl and leave to soak overnight grease the cake tin cream the butter and sugar together beat in the eggs a littl...

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Welsh Rarebit
cut the crusts off the bread toast bread till golden place in a layer in a baking dish slowly melt butter then remove from heat stir in the cheese...

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Crepes Suzette
cream 175 g of the butter and sugar beat in the orange zest and juice spread over the pancakes and fold in four melt remaining butter in frying pan...

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Creamy peppermint creams
melt the butter and cream add the icing sugar, and peppermint flavouring to taste when cool knead until smooth on a lightly dusted with icing...

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Toad In the Hole
preheat oven 200 c / 400 f/ gas mark 6 pour a little oil into the loaf tin cook sausages in the oil for approx 15 min till golden brown Sift flour ...

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Cod Bake
Preheat oven to 200 c / 400 f / gas mark 6 scrub and cube potatoes put 2 tbl spoons oil into a oval casserole dish or tin heat in oven till h...

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chinese style ribs
place the ribs on a dish (not a metal 1) mix the rest of the ingredients together pour the marinade over the ribs cover and place in the fridge for...

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chocolate orange cream pie
melt butter in saucepan add crushed biscuits press the mixture into a loose bottomed flan tin chill in the fridge melt the chocolate and mix ...

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pork patties
remove sausage meat from skins mix meat with chilli flakes garlic ginger and chopped spring onions add half the coriander to the mixture ...

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Coconut Ice
mix the coconut, icing sugar and condensed milk together till you have a stiff sticky mixture put half themixture into another bowl and add food colo...

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Quiche Lorraine
grease a flan tin and line with short crust pastry cook bacon in frying pan till golden brown beat eggs cream and chives with pepper pour into past...

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Beef and Ale Stew
preheat oven to 160 c gas mark 3 heat oil in a casserole dish brown the beef on all sides put onto a warm plate add the sliced onions and fr...

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banana loaf cake
preheat oven 190c / gas 5 butter a long non stick loaf tin cream the butter and sugar together with a whisk add the eggs 1 tsp vanilla extract and ...

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white chocolate fudge
break chocolate into small pieces pour 130 irish cream into saucepan add milk and butter and caster sugar stir over a low heat until sugar has diss...

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chocolate muffins
stir sugar and vanilla sugar into eggs till frothy gradually stir in sunflower oil...

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luxury ice cream
whisk the egg yolks with 1oz sugar in a bowl until mix lifts from surface in ribbons Put milk rest of sugar and vanilla into a saucepan and bring to ...

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chicken curry
Cut the chicken breast into smallish pieces and place into casserole dish add the egg fried rice pour on the curry sauce and stir well add the pepp...

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Baileys Smoothie
Place the Baileys milk n nut cream into blender n mix on high setting Add the ice cream n mix again Refrigerate Toast the hazelnuts in a non stick ...

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Deluxe Hot Mocha
Boil the milk Put chocolate into a jug Pour half the boiling milk into the jug Leave to soften the chocolate then whisk till smooth Add the Bailey...

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home made pasties
prepare the vegetables, add the salt and pepper to taste rub fat into flour till it resembles fine bread crumbs then add water a little at a time to...

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golden syrup sponge cake
preheat oven to 180c /350 f / gas mark 4 cream the butter, sugar and golden syrup beat in the eggs adding a little flour to stop it curdling whisk ...

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coconut n cherry cake
cream the sugar n butter together in a bowl whisk in the eggs add the coconut n cherries add the cherry brandy if required whisk in the flour n mi...

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slow cooked beef casserole
put the beef onions and vegetables into a slow cooker (or casserole dish) make up the casserole mix as directed and pour over the ingredients ...

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yorkshire pudding with a difference
heat the oil till quite hot in silicon or loaf tin whisk flour, eggs and milk to make a fairly thick batter add salt and pepper to taste pour into t...

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Light and Fluffy Sponge Cake
Cream the butter , sugar and honey together in a bowl Add the vanilla essence Beat in the Eggs adding a little flour to stop it curdling then...

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Ice Cream Soda
1/2-3/4 Fill glasses with scoops of vanilla ice cream Pour on the cream soda till nearly to the top place a cherry on the top add a sli...

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strawberries and cream scones
cut the scones whisk the cream and icing sugar until it forms peaks prepare the strawberries and cut in half put a good helping of the cream ...

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spaghetti bolognese
heat minced meat in a large frypan till brown empty into a colander and pour boiling water over to remove fat replace into frypan and add the peeled...

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sweet chilli chicken
mix all the ingredients together and put into a casserole dish cook for approx 1 hour in the oven at 375f ( 180c serve with rice or chips...

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corned beef pie
prepare the potatoes onions and carrots and cook till soft in a saucepan, add corned beef half way through cooking rub fat into flour till it resembl...

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Garlic Butter Squid
Prepare the squid and cut into small strips place butter, garlic, mayonaise, and ketchup, into frypan and heat, add the squid and cook over a gentle...

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Lemon Salmon
Place salmon on microwaeable plate Place tarragon and cheese on top of the salmon Apply lemon juice Salt & Pepper to taste Leave to stand for ...

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Bread Pudding
Break bread into small pieces in a large bowl Cover with milk and leave for 1 hour Drain off any excess milk and whisk the mixture Beat in the eggs...

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Large Fruit Cake
HEAT OVEN TO 350 F (175C) RUB FLOUR AND MARGE TOGETHER TILL IT RESEMBLES FINE BREADCRUMBS ADD SUGAR MIXED FRUIT AND CINNAMON BEAT EGGS ...

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