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Name correy1
Namehengoed south wales
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A Little Bit About Memy name is maria stone born in wales 10/12/1961 marreid for 30 years 4 grown up children and grandmother of 8 5 live in south wales and 3 live in scotland my user name here is correy1

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The OhMyBingo Blackpool Meet
The OhMyBingo Blackpool Meet (26/09/2011)
Well it sounds like every one going to Blackpool will have so much fun and lots of prizes up for grabs i cant make it as my daughter  will be hav...
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Why I Love OhMyBingo
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OhMyBingo is a great site and i like playing on here...
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Millionaire Room at Bingo Cams
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Well i was shocked to see that i was picked and that i had 100 pounds to play on the site when they first started saw i thought o no not see my ugly m...
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Ordered myself an OhMyBingo window sticker
Ordered myself an OhMyBingo window sticker (18/11/2010)
well had my ohmy bingo mug  will havea look what else they ave in the members  arear and just had my  ...
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Winning items on OhMyBingo (10/11/2010)
i ave been playing herenow for a few weeks and like it  the peopleare freindly and cms too but when are they going to change the clocks back ...
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My Jokes

ive been unemployed for months  but got a job as a lift engineer
a elephant trod on a mouse and the giraffe  said why did you do that
 drunk walks into a bar, sits down and demands a drink.
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't d...
i said to the wife this mornning right im off to work .Got the bike out off shed and realised it was  pouring down with rain.
A pal sees the village idiot in hospital whith bandaged feet. He asks  what have you done?
. What is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance
Why didn't the mummy want a telephone
 guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having sex. The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests. The guy goes to his side of t...
A young ventriloquist touring the clubs is doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, the goes through his usual dumb blond...
 wife was having a go at her husband,
An old man goes to the doctor for his test results accompanied by his wife as he is a little bit hard of hearing. The doc says
A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and ...
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an
One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said,






Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sle...
wine does not make you fat  it makes you lean
my brother is a painter  and im proud to say  is  work is on show at the liverpools art gallery
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces,
 cannibal jokeWhat happened at the cannibal's wedding party?
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp
 family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind.
Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked.
On coming home from the newsagents one sunday morning a man says to his wife,






A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. A police officer stopped him and said



 


A middle aged woman is admiring her figure in the mirror when her husband walks in,
Some hookers were having a few drinks before the long afternoon shift ahead, “Hey Maud,” said a newcomer, “You’re over eighty ...
There were two fish in a tank. One said to the other,
 man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot
There was a farmer who grew watermellons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermellon patch...
Little johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.Little johnny asked why he wore his collar ...
Two little girls are playing with a ball in the garden. The ball rolls under a nearby bush so one of the little girls crawls under to get it out. Unfo...






A catholic boy and Church of England boy were trying to score points off each other.
Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She...






A little boy is playing pirates in the park when the local priest walks by.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
Knock Knock
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?Johnny:






A tramp asked a man for £2.The man said
A movie producer had called together several big name celebs to kick some ideas around. The project was an action docu-drama about famous composers fe...
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office.
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says,






A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all captured by a group of armed terrorists. The three women are told that they are going to be ki...






A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?
What do demons have on holiday?
why did tigger lock in the toilet
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
. What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
How are women and tornadoes alike?
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces,






A man walks into a pet shop and says to the owner.








Blonde Bet


One day a blonde and a brunnete were meeting for lunch at a bar. The bar tender turned on the 6 o'clock news. And ther...
 policeman on horseback is at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his bike. The cop says to the kid,
What the quickest way to a man's heart






There was a bear taking a dump in the forrest. A rabbit walked by and the bear said, ''Hey rabbit, does poo stick to your fur?






A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man
name a penguin who was an impressioist artist
what language do penguins speak
dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.
Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of...
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
How do crazy people go through the forest?
Knock KnockWho's there?Tyson!
Knock KnockWho's there?Sybil!
Two strings walked into a bar. The bartender said,
man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday.
 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a st...
 What dog keeps the best time?
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Did you hear about the two Irish scientists who sent a rocket to the sun without any heat shields? It was alright though
 
What does Jack Frost eat for breakfast?
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mou...
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a tric...
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
What dog keeps the best time?
 Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
My parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how ...
 elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she rep...
How can a snowman lose weight?
 What did the snowman order at McDonalds?
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her,
 businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his sh...
Knock KnockWho's there?Avocado!Avocado who?Avocado a cold!
Knock KnockWho's there?Sybil!
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman. She tells the hair stylist to cut her hair but NOT to take ...
What do you call a smart blonde?
Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next Day he drove ...
Four Worms and a lesson to be learned
Knock Knock! 
Who's there?  
Andrew.  
Andrew who?  
Andrew all over the wall
Knock Knock! 
Who's there?  
Police.  
Police who?  
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 mo...
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, th...
What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary. What's a vampire's favorite dance? The fangdango.
Where did vampires go to first in America? New Fangland. What happened at the vampires reunion? All the blood relations went.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky.
I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.I fir...
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
A cat falls into a pool of water and a rooster laughs. What does this mean?
 was talking to a guy in the line at the store. The conversation got around to wives, and he said he had been widowed three times. I said
ON TURNING 70:
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, th...
 went to the movie theater the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dachshund. It was a sad, funny kind of film. In...
What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses.
If you want to kiss your hunny but her nose is kinda runny you may think it's funny If you want to kiss your hunny but her nose is kinda runny you may...
What is a vampire's favorite film character? Batman. Why do people hate being bitten by vampires? Because it's a drain in the neck. If a snowman marri...
What is a ghost's favorite party game? Hide-and-go-shriek.What do ghosts say when something is really neat? Ghoul!Why did the ghost rush home from sch...
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church.As she ran she kept praying,
Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.When they arrived home from the hospital, the par...
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would not get recess. The first kid said
BEIJING, China. Responding to international criticism of new regulations that prohibit adoptions of Chinese babies by couples with physical or psychol...
Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?
Jesse starts wailing to the vet,
What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
 man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes...
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs
 three-year-old boy fell eighteen feet into a zoo enclosure containing seven gorillas. He was immediately rescued, not by zookeepers, but by one ...
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
There were two people on a bench, one was named Pete and one was named Repeat. Pete fell off, who is left? Answer:Repeat
 believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.I...
Tiger Woods indulged in the traditional custom of kissing loved ones at midnight on New Year's Eve. He should be finished by
Quasimodo is sitting in the kitchen when his mother comes in, carrying a wok. He says,
Name an animal that lives in Lapland?A reindeerGood, now name another
 man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions.
• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.• My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.• H...
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis
This man walks in a bar and says to the bartender,
There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said
 Question: What is better than roses on a piano
As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing.Immediately, the drunk starts c...
The words kids wrote down when asked to write out their favorite Christmas Carols
What color is a burp
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
 guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey gr...
man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.
There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake. Several beautiful women are running laps around it and the man decides to us...
What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie
What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler with a Collie? A dog
A gay guy walks into a bar and says
A man speaks frantically into the phone,
Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of a bar and are walking down the street when they come across a dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. Th...
what do we do with grude oil
What did the big turnip say to the little turnip
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?



 Question:
 What do you call cheese that's not yours?
What did the mama bear say to her cub?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on ...



Some boyscouts went to see an old veteran in the nursing home and he was telling them about the war.He said
Three people die, a doctor, a school teacher and the head of a large HMO. When met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the doctor what did you do...
1st surgeon says: