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Name gigantius-legius
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A Little Bit About Mei'm a retired school teacher and i like doing patchwork

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My Jokes

why do gorillas have big nostrils?
what goes quick quick?
whats the best way to catch a fish?
what do you call an eskimos house with no toilet?
what do you call a snowman in the desert?
what do you call a roman emperor with a cold?
what do you call a hippo with chicken pox?
whats the best way of dealing with fleas?
what is a mouses favourite game?
how do you spell mouse trap with only three letters?
how do you spell hungry horse using only four letters?
what do you call a red flying dinosaur?
what as a bottom at the top?
what two vegetables do you find in toilets?
why do sharks live in saltwater?
whats a pirates favourite pudding?
what do you call a boy with a doorstep on his head?
what do clouds wear under their clothes?
what kind of shoes do frogs wear?
what do you call a sheep with a parachute that pushes in front of you?
whats the best way of counting cows?
what bird stole the bath plug?
what do you call a three legged donkey?
where do sheep go on holiday?
where do wasps go on holiday?
do robots have brothers?
why did the second chicken cross the road?
why did the chicken cross the road?
who invented fractions?
teacher;   if you use this text book you wi;; do your homework in half the time
whats brown and yellow and hairy?
whats small brown and fluffy?
what do short sighted ghosts wear?
what do you call a nervous witch?
what goes hith! hith?
what goes quoak, quoak?
what is hairy and coughs?
why shouldn't you take a crocodile to the zoo?
what did the mummy balloon say to the baby balloon when she found him playing with a pin?
what do you get if you run over your favourite cuddly toy with a lawnmower?
what do you get if you put your cuddly toy in the freezer?
what sits in a bowl of custard looking cross?
whats the difference between snot and sprouts?
whats the fastest animal on earth?
whats the slowest animal on earth?
what do you get if you put candles on a toilet?
whats yellow on the inside and purple on the outside?
whats green and hangs from trees?
what dog washes itself?
what do you get if you dial 6 6 6 ?
whats the difference between babies and football players?
whats pink and wobbles?
how do parrots communicate?
how do chickens communicate?
what do you get if you cross a giant mosquito with a computer?
how do you stop your nose from running?
what do you give a sick parrot?
what do you give a sick pig?
what does a queen bee do when she burps?
what goes tring! tring! whizz?
what goes 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump?
what do you call an artic cow?
what is grey, has big ears and a trunk?
what's white and fluffy and swings through the the jungle?
what do you get if you cross a monkey with a flower?
what do you call a recycled earwig?
what do you call a recycled wasp?
how many rude people does it take to change a light bulb?
did you hear the one about the ship full of yo-yos that hit a rock?
what do you call a broken bommerang?
what do you call someone who keeps on talking when no one is listening/
why would you paint rabbits on a bald mans head?
what is a greengrocers favourite dog?
what is a bakers favourite dog?
what is a butchers favourite dog?
why do rabbits have long ears?
why do rabbits chew carrots?
what do you call a boy with a seagull on his head?
what do you call a boy with a plank on his head?
how do fleas go on holiday?
why don't grasshoppers play football?
what do zebras have that no other animal have?
how did the fast food restaurant keep their french fries safe?
how did the three bears keep their house safe?
what did the witch ask for at the hotel?
what kind of coffee do vampires drink?
what do you call a boy who likes floating in the sea?
what do you call a boy who likes rolling in leaves?
who invented fireplaces?
what do you get if you cross a lawnmower with a budgie?
how do fish tie their shoelaces?
how do spacemen tie their shoelaces?
what colour is a burp?
what invention allows you to see through walls?
how do you know which end of a worm is its head?
whats the last thing that goes through a flys mind when it hits a windscreen?
where do great big hairy gorillas go on holiday?
where do pigs go on holiday?
where do cows go on holiday?
whats grey and squirts jam at you?
why shouldnt you eat a green elephant?
how do you get an elephant into a fridge?
what do you get if you cross a stupid cow with an earthquake?
what do you get if you cross a cow with an earthquake?
what did the witch ask for at the hotel?
what kind of coffee do vampires drink?
what do you call a boy who likes floating in the sea?
what do you call a boy who likes rolling in trees?
where do you send a kangaroo to get glasses?
what do you get if you cross a lawnmower with a budgie?
what has a Q and lots of Ps and smells awful?
what has 20 feet and sounds awful?
how does robin hood tie his shoelaces?
how do fish tie their shoelaces?
how do spacemen tie their shoelaces?
how do you get three softies out of a tree?
where do great big hairy gorillas go on holiday?
where do pigs go on holiday?
where do cows go on holiday?
whats grey and squirts jams at you?
why shouldnt you eat green elephants?
how do you know if youve got a hippo in your fridge?
what is the scariest insect?
what do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?
whats green and dangerous?
whats big and grey and has four wheels?
whats yellow, green and brown and dangerous?
whats big and grey and has four wheels?
why are softies like cinderella?
what do you get if you sit under a cow?
what films do cows like?
what animal flies around the jungle?
what was wrong with wooden cars?
what has four legs and goes oom oom?
what would you get if you crossed an elephant with a kangaroo?
why do elephants all have grey trunks?
what game is the smelliest to play?
how many eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?
what do you call a boy with a spade on his head?
what is black and white and black and white and black and white?
what do you get if you cross a dog with an elephant?
where do dinoasurs wear ties?
why did the fish cross the road?
what was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?