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A blonde goes to a telegraph centre and asks to send a message to her mum in Poland. When the man told her it would be 30 dollars she said "oh i dont have any money but i'd do anything to send this message". "Anything"? he asks and when she nods he leads her to the back room and closes the door. He then says "get on you knees " and she does. Next he says "undo my zipper and take it out" and she does. He then says "well hurry then go ahead".
So holding it in both hands she brings close to her lips and says "Hello" ? "Mom"?
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