An original Prayer for all online bingo playersAdded 2010-04-02 18:27:37
As I lay me down to sleep,
I hope you're listening Lord.
I could do with a winning streak
Across my Bingo board.
Don't leave me with 3 to go
when the pot's as big as owt
Nor 2, nor 1, I hate them so
I pray you'll let me shout ...
''I've won, I've won,''. I'll do a twirl
I'll do my little dance.
And then I'll be a very good girl
So Lord, give me a chance.
It's not so much I want the dough
Coz of evil it's the route
But Oh I do love winning so
It really is a hoot.
So this is what I'll do dear Lord
If you could see your way
to giving me the winning board,
and make me a winner all day.
I'll take the money and spend it wisely,
I won't buy any sweets.
I won't drink beer or be mean and miserly
I'll go around the streets
And try to find someone good
Who's collecting for charity
I'll pop a tenner in their tin
And tell 'em "That's from the Lord and me".
Coz if you see your way dear Lord
To granting my heartfelt wish
I'll split the money, all above board.
It'll be fifty-fifty-ish.